• When, in the course of human events

    Read the Declaration Of Independence to my teens. Thank God for those men and their wives who gave everything they had to bring US freedom!

    Declaration of Independence

    The Unanimous Declaration
    of the Thirteen United States of America

    When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. –Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.

    He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

    He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

    He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

    He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

    He has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

    He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

    He has endeavored to prevent the population of these states; for that purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands.

    He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.

    He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

    He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.

    He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies without the consent of our legislature.

    He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to civil power.

    He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:

    For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

    For protecting them, by mock trial, from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states:

    For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world:

    For imposing taxes on us without our consent:

    For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury:

    For transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses:

     

    For abolishing the free system of English laws in a neighboring province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule in these colonies:

    For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments:

    For suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

    He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection and waging war against us.

    He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burned our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

    He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.

    He has constrained our fellow citizens taken captive on the high seas to bear arms against their country, to become the executioners of their friends and brethren, or to fall themselves by their hands.

    He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

    In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

    Nor have we been wanting in attention to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.

    We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these united colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the state of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

    New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

    Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samual Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

    Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

    Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

    New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

    New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

    Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

    Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

    Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

    Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

    North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

    South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

    Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

     
  • Light Warfare

    Check out Light Warefare http://bit.ly/light30ut an awesome stop motion video.

     
  • Duh

    • Now for your daily NO SHIT SHERLOCK discovery RT@Syfy Psychologists determine Darth Vader was mentally ill: http://tinyurl.com/35jnsoz #
     
  • 24 Yrs Ago

    • DING! Happy 24th Anniversary @CindiBR you still ring my bell! Thanks For Geting Me Hoplessly Addicted To Love And World of Warcraft.  Geeky Anniversary Tweet #1
    • My ability to rebuild a car starter with pliers, emery board, bailing wire and a rock sealed the deal. The Rock was critical! How’s the lump, BTW? Geeky Anniversary Tweet #2
     
  • Monsters from the Id

    ‘Monsters, John. Monsters from the Id.’ So the the Krell were the inspiration for SSRS. DAMN YOU Krell!

    STEPHEN HAWKING: How to build a time machine
    http://bit.ly/88mphGo Just need a nuclear reactor to generate the 1.21 gigawatts

     
  • I hate blogging!

    Ok, he is all that and the bag of chips! http://bit.ly/aVSQM8 Game over man!

    Study Shows Hitting on Hot Babes Can Be Extremely Stressful http://bit.ly/cfsmsS #NoShitSherlock

     
  • When Aliens Attack

    MARS ATTACKS!

    Aliens might not be friendly warns astronomer – Telegraph http://bit.ly/7o2EDm … Best keep your Slim Whitman CD close at hand

    President Dale: I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain’t bad.  — MARS ATTACKS!

    Speaking of Aliens
    Congratulations to Felicia Day - @feliciaday - on landing the roll of ‘Red’ in the SyFy remake of Red Riding Hood.

    While I am sure Felicia can handle vampires and werewolves, I think SyFy should think very hard if they plan on casting her in any post apocalyptic alien killer rolls. I think they should persue a real bad ass, Delicia Fay -  @deliciafay - for those rolls.

    Who you gonna call?

     
  • Random Stuff

    • Best clothing drive ever http://bit.ly/948wKq These guys really know how to motivate you.
    • How to Report the News http://bit.ly/ah4tK1
    • Obama’s new NASA budget kills the Ares program. http://tinyurl.com/ares-deathTrillions on shit, nada for space, MORONS! Ok this one really pissses me off. These guys act like this money is being put into the rocket itself send into orbit and shit into the sun of something. I mean man what are they thinking. Oh wait that is the problem. Space development leads to technological advances and that can lead to further Freedom. Very bad in these guys minds. Just can’t have people thinking and taking care of themselves and not dependant on BIG BROTHER GOVERNMENT.
  • Under Chicken Little Science – Antarctic ozone hole stops global warming http://bit.ly/92lkKb To illustrate this stupid story they use a picture of a Walrus stranded on a melting iceberg. Walrus only live in Arctic http://bit.ly/6ovaxe MORONS.
  • MORE MORONS! Convicted murderer can’t play D&D it promotes gang-related activity http://bit.ly/6PPIEb
    to paraphrase Strother Martin in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid  ‘We got morons working for us !”
  • What we’ve got here is “failure to communicate”. Cool Hand Luke – Strother Martin

    • Pyramids builders were exempted from paying taxes to the government of ancient Egypt http://bit.ly/4D5unV Tax cuts always work
    • So the science wasn’t settled after all http://bit.ly/4MFV2U
    • Cats Paw Nebula http://bit.ly/5wCZYV I love these things
    • Prevailing climate pattern changed around 8,500 B.C.? http://bit.ly/5kDUSK Ancient Egyptians screwing things up
    • What Happened to the Hominids Who May Have Been Smarter Than Us? http://bit.ly/6uVPLS Pants on the ground Pants on the ground Don’t take much
    • Ancient Miwok harvested salt http://bit.ly/8RjXz2 Simple aboriginal peoples exploiting the environment? Must just be Human nature
    • The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe… Leonard McCoy http://bit.ly/6UHvpb Hey UN grow a pair
    • Belgian doctors did not want to leave their patients were ordered out by the United Nations http://bit.ly/8rMebr . They were just programmed by the socialist government to do ha they were told. Just try telling American Doctors to leave their patents. Well at least until Socialized medicine slowly reprograms them over the next few years. Then they will reluctantly leave just like these MINDLESS SPINELESS ROBOTS did.
    • Trees on Mars? http://bit.ly/5rJz7D Maybe tree nuclear shadows? http://bit.ly/6q7WlJ I call shenanigans
    • 25 Great Moments in Brutal Honesty http://bit.ly/6paSC8 Some asshole talking on his cellphone got creamed! ROFLMAO
    • Passive Aggressive WiFi http://bit.ly/6SfIHm
    • Lost Greek city that may have inspired Atlantis myth http://bit.ly/4N3vNV
    • Danger Will Robinson! http://bit.ly/6zwrXV Now here is something I must have! Gift idea? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more
    • Is a Dark, Parallel Universe Pulling the Milky Way Towards It at 14-Million MPH? http://bit.ly/6bJkP8 Breaker one-nine smoky ahead
    • A derivative of this device may explain toilet seats being left up … http://bitly.tv/8dQNqw
    • No longer new alarm to get going in the AM http://bitly.tv/4V1gSq
    • Science explores 125 big questions that face scientific inquiry over the next quarter-century http://bit.ly/6vTPTN
    • Got ruins? Undersea archaeologists release new photos http://bit.ly/4NrPPl Blocking form video compression?
    • The temple of Naylamp, the supposedly mythical founder of the post-Moche civilizations http://bit.ly/6Hrsjc I love Archaeology
    • Monkey to be sent to Mars … http://bit.ly/5bNOCT Who’s these monkeys PR person. Their getting all the good press
    • Google Earth Reveals Sixth Sense of Cattle, Deer http://bit.ly/7zNk74 Yes but try navigating by dead reckoning with one of those LEWIS and CLARK
    • Rudiments of Language Discovered in Monkeys http://bit.ly/6Kch8w … Meanwhile in a related story. Rudiments of Thought Missing in High School Teens
    • Caltech scientists discover fog on Titan… http://bit.ly/5xXCtw Followed by the detection of a 200 car pileup on the I5
     
  • Twevenge

    Vanity Fair Alternative

    I love Twitter and I hate Twitter. I can choose to make Twitter what I want it to be. I love to follow people that are interesting and say random shit like Wil Wheaton @Wilw (Wil, please notice I spelled your name correctly) is a good example. His number one rule, “Don’t be a Dick!” Whats not to love about that. This is the kinda thing I like about Twitter. Random thoughts that inspire me to either stop being a dick, or ramp it up depending on my mood. 

    My Daily Rant today about the Vanity Fair article America’sTweethearts. I could choose to rant about the condescending an insulting way talented people on Twitter were portrayed. However lots of excellent articles have been written by talented individuals concerning what was wrong with this thing. Example from Action Flick Chick @actionchick her take on the Vanity Fair Article  Vanity Fair Unfair to Twitter?

    No I want to rant about the Tweetheart term. This is what I hate most about twitter. The TW thing, things like Tweethearts, Tweeple, Tweeps, and all the cutesy homages to the TWitter name itselsf. Frankly I just don’t give a !#$*. Get over yourself Twitter.  TWing is just not what I want to my Twitter to be. If you do fine. I won’t be following you anyway. Might need a shot of Insulin to contact your Tweets. “I will have my Twevenge”

     
  • DEFCON 2

    Nuclear Level RageIn a nuclear explosion or other extreme release of pent up energy (such as rage) the thermal radiation will travel in straight line from the originating fireball so any opaque object in it’s path will produce a protective shadow on a flat surface behind the object. So what? I may not have nuke, but I have that much pent up rage at Microsoft.
     
    You know Microsoft, the software giant which never fails to meet our expectations of quality concerning their products. Once again a promising product has been so badly rendered as to make it nuclear rage level frustrating to use and thus limiting it potential.
     
    Today’s example is SSIS 2005 SQL Server Integration Services. Typical Microsoft great potential, but poor implementation. Like Windows Vesta this thing was rolled before it was ready.If you attempt  to wander off the pretty interface reservation. You are faced with a coding nightmare of EPIC proportions. You frequently have to use VB.Net, VBA, VB Script, or C#. All in the same module. DAMN! What was the reasoning behind that other than Microsoft SOP (Get-R-Out the door before conversion to new product is complete).  Grab the BUCKS baby!
     
    Try to do something simple like set a variable through code. You should have a strait forward process, not some software version of a Jet Li movie. Requiring jumping through hoops, across roofs, multiple screens, and Zen like concentration.
     
    I still haven’t accomplished something simple that in VBA takes a couple lines.  I guess I knock it out eventually. Just really pisses me off,  REALLY, REALLY BAD!
     
    Thank goodness for coding support sources like Journey – The Essential Journey. Keeps me form throwing a vein in the GeekFossil noggin, not to mention keeps thoughts of rendering a nuclear shadow of Microsoft on some wall in Seattle at bay!n Seattle at bay!